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These short (and very random) quotes will brighten your day. Enjoy life with humor!
The famous Charles Chaplin said a long time ago that a day without laughter is a day wasted. The artist also defined the smile as the eternal sign of deep friendship, and said that there is no one in the world rich enough to be able to live without it, nor anyone so poor as to not deserve it. And we couldn't agree more with the legendary actor's wise words! Not to mention, of course, the many health benefits that is necessary to perform this beautiful and easy gesture (which, of course, requires the work of up to twelve muscles of the face).
And you, do you need a laugh today? Well, you've come to the right place, my friend. Sometimes you don't even need to watch a series or a movie. comedy film or read a book of laughter: It is enough to resort to the most absurd humor and some funny occurrences To burst out laughing or to give a light smile that cheers you up and puts you in a good mood. And we have the perfect examples!
Here we leave you a compilation of a few short sentences very funny, simple and random (and even a little silly and surreal) that surely do their job perfectly. They're super easy to remember, so they'll stick in your mind and you're sure to be able to use them on many occasions: to cheer up your best friend, on days when you're feeling down, to send a good night message or of good morning to someone special, to liven up a party or a pre-party, in a round of short jokes, at a lunch or dinner where you want to break the ice, in a dedication... and even to flirt! We already know that a sense of humor is very attractive.
Take note of them all and don't miss them. We hope you enjoy them and that they brighten your day!
“Good morning, let’s get to work, we were born great but not millionaires.”
“Be happy today! If only to piss off the haters.”
“Time without you is time.”
“Run after your dreams! If you don’t achieve them, at least you’re doing some exercise.”
“Anything is funny, as long as it happens to someone else.”
“Today I woke up like a field without cows: listless. Good morning!”
“Weather forecast for tonight: it will be dark.”
“I have to go to the optician, but I never find the time.”
“The closest a person gets to perfection is the day they fill out a job application.”
“Plant a tree and you’ll make a dog happy.”
“Thank God I’m an atheist.”
“If the world is a small place, what are we?”
“The best things in life make your hair fall apart.”
“There are two words that will open many doors for you: Pull and Push.”
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure.”
“If you’re looking for a helping hand… look for it at the end of your arm!”
“Silence is golden. Unless you have children, that's when it becomes suspicious.”
“A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.”
“If you don’t succeed at first, then skydiving is definitely not for you.”
“Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
“Don’t take life seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.”
“I had a sweet tooth… until I ate it.”
“Better late than never, because I sleep in the morning.”
“No one makes breakfast for the early bird.”
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you will sleep alone.”
"The important thing is not to win, it's to make the other person lose."
“I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.”
“I hate being bipolar, it’s a fantastic feeling.”
“The four most beautiful words in our language: I told you so.”
“Santa Claus had the right idea: he visits people once a year.”
“My idea of a nice person is someone who agrees with me.”
“Never leave for tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow”
“When life gives you lemons, throw them in someone’s eyes.”
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
“I often cook with wine, sometimes even adding it to food.”
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you’re a cheese.”
“Working isn’t bad, what’s bad is having to work.”
There are only two infinite things: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the former.
“Always remember that you are unique. Absolutely the same as everyone else.”
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