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These short (and very random) quotes will brighten your day. Enjoy life with humor!
The famous Charles Chaplin said a long time ago that a day without laughter is a day wasted.<\/strong> The artist also defined the smile as the eternal sign of deep friendship, and said that there is no one in the world rich enough to be able to live without it, nor anyone so poor as to not deserve it. And we couldn't agree more with the legendary actor's wise words! Not to mention, of course, the many health benefits<\/a> that is necessary to perform this beautiful and easy gesture (which, of course, requires the work of up to twelve muscles of the face).
And you, do you need a laugh today? Well, you've come to the right place, my friend. Sometimes you don't even need to watch a series or a movie. comedy film<\/a> or read a book of laughter<\/a>: It is enough to resort to the most absurd humor and some funny occurrences<\/strong> To burst out laughing or to give a light smile that cheers you up and puts you in a good mood. And we have the perfect examples!
Here we leave you a compilation of a few short sentences<\/a> very funny, simple and random <\/strong>(and even a little silly and surreal) that surely do their job perfectly. They're super easy to remember, so they'll stick in your mind and you're sure to be able to use them on many occasions: to cheer up your best friend, on days when you're feeling down, to send a good night message<\/a> or of good morning<\/a> to someone special, to liven up a party or a pre-party, in a round of short jokes, at a lunch or dinner where you want to break the ice, in a dedication... and even to flirt! We already know that a sense of humor is very attractive.
Take note of them all and don't miss them. We hope you enjoy them and that they brighten your day!
\u201cGood morning, let\u2019s get to work, we were born great but not millionaires.\u201d
\u201cBe happy today! If only to piss off the haters.\u201d
\u201cTime without you is time.\u201d
\u201cRun after your dreams! If you don\u2019t achieve them, at least you\u2019re doing some exercise.\u201d
\u201cAnything is funny, as long as it happens to someone else.\u201d
\u201cToday I woke up like a field without cows: listless. Good morning!\u201d
\u201cWeather forecast for tonight: it will be dark.\u201d
\u201cI have to go to the optician, but I never find the time.\u201d
\u201cThe closest a person gets to perfection is the day they fill out a job application.\u201d
\u201cPlant a tree and you\u2019ll make a dog happy.\u201d
\u201cThank God I\u2019m an atheist.\u201d
\u201cIf the world is a small place, what are we?\u201d
\u201cThe best things in life make your hair fall apart.\u201d
\u201cThere are two words that will open many doors for you: Pull and Push.\u201d
\u201cI used to think I was indecisive, but now I\u2019m not sure.\u201d
\u201cIf you\u2019re looking for a helping hand\u2026 look for it at the end of your arm!\u201d
\u201cSilence is golden. Unless you have children, that's when it becomes suspicious.\u201d
\u201cA clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.\u201d
\u201cIf you don\u2019t succeed at first, then skydiving is definitely not for you.\u201d
\u201cQuitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.\u201d
\u201cMy wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.\u201d
\u201cDon\u2019t take life seriously. You\u2019ll never get out of it alive.\u201d
\u201cI had a sweet tooth\u2026 until I ate it.\u201d
\u201cBetter late than never, because I sleep in the morning.\u201d
\u201cNo one makes breakfast for the early bird.\u201d
\u201cLaugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you will sleep alone.\u201d
"The important thing is not to win, it's to make the other person lose."
\u201cI\u2019m not lazy, I\u2019m in energy-saving mode.\u201d
\u201cI hate being bipolar, it\u2019s a fantastic feeling.\u201d
\u201cThe four most beautiful words in our language: I told you so.\u201d
\u201cSanta Claus had the right idea: he visits people once a year.\u201d
\u201cMy idea of a nice person is someone who agrees with me.\u201d
\u201cNever leave for tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow\u201d
\u201cWhen life gives you lemons, throw them in someone\u2019s eyes.\u201d
\u201cLife is hard. After all, it kills you.\u201d
\u201cI often cook with wine, sometimes even adding it to food.\u201d
\u201cAge is something that doesn\u2019t matter, unless you\u2019re a cheese.\u201d
\u201cWorking isn\u2019t bad, what\u2019s bad is having to work.\u201d
There are only two infinite things: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the former.
\u201cAlways remember that you are unique. Absolutely the same as everyone else.\u201d<\/p>\n

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